Hawaii approves permit for world’s largest telescope
Pacific Business News: A permit for the $1.3 billion Thirty Meter Telescope was approved by the Hawaii Board of Land and Natural Resources on Friday.
The telescope will be built on the summit of the volcano Mauna Kea by a group of research universities primarily from California and Canada.
Researchers believe the telescope will produce images three times sharper than those produced by optical telescopes today.
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A telescope on top of a volcano? You’re just asking for a super villain to move in. Have we learned nothing from The City of Townsville?
Behold Angela’s new look by Marvel CCO Joe Quesada! What Marvel characters do you want to see her meet?
how about a tailor, someone forgot to give her clothes
More recently, the media has speculated that Adam Lanza was motivated by bullying he experienced during his time as a student at Sandy Hook Elementary. Conversely, not a single person has inquired about the mental wellbeing of the Boston Bombing suspects. Experts in psychology, violence and mass murder haven’t appeared on cable news or written op-eds for the New York Times and Washington Post with insight into what causes people to snap. No one has speculated about bullying that Tamerlan and Dzhokhar’s may have experienced, particularly Tamerlan, who was in middle school when he immigrated to the United States, an age when bullying is at its peak. Of course, all of these questions are rhetorical since we already know the answer: Adam Lanza and James Holmes are Christian white males whose names have the appropriate number of consonants. Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev are Muslim (which cancels out white) males who immigrated to the US from a region of the world where names are difficult to pronounce (for us).
And then there’s this.
no, no… why is this book happening…
GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK
I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN
CALL GHOST BUSTERS
OR A GYNECOLOGIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
Totally just reblogged this for the comments. I just died. Hahahah
WHAT THE HELL?!
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD!
“From the author of Apeshit”
Why’s her name gotta be Stacy?
I think this is a Dickens remake.
GET IT? DICK
Well that sounds weird, but kinda like it could be quirky and funny. I mean there are many books with slightly weird topics but they can be quite —
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex…
THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?
I’ve been scared to have sex with Stacy ever since I discoveredher vagina was haunted